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Title: Do You Know What You Got Into
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx. 3,940 (er, oops?)
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: None
Pairing: James/Sirius
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Warnings: AU. Language, some sexual content. Leather.
Disclaimer: I so very do not own these characters. I’m just using them here for your entertainment.
Blurb: James didn’t show up at his big Quidditch to-do with Sirius on his arm.
Feedback: Oh, oh, please!
Dedication: duva
Notes: Title stolen from Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment. This is a sequel to You Never See A Crash Until It’s Head On, but don’t expect it to be in the same style because you will be disappointed. (It’s really, really not.) Also, I have absolutely no idea where any of this even came from, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t going to be this long when I first started writing it. Uh.


( Do You Know What You Got Into )

Title I Do Believe (In Fairies)
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx. 1,616
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: … does such a thing exist in RPF?
Pairing: Kradam! (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, as even they will tell you)
Characters: American Idol Season 8 Top Ten
Warnings: Crack, J.M. Barrie abuse, slash.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own these people, and this never happened. At least, I really hope not, ‘cause if it did, that means I’ve become psychic or telepathic or some shit and didn’t know it — and that would just be weird.
Summary: Kradam does Never Land. (Yes, you read that right.)
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: The most awesome duva, without whom I’d probably have noooo idea who these people even were.
Notes: This was inspired by a manip that I saw all of once (and which I don’t remember how to find again), which featured Kris as Pan and Adam as Hook. I guess my brain liked the idea. Beta by duva; all remaining mistakes of any nature are solely my fault.


( I Do Believe (In Fairies) )

Title: You Never See A Crash Until It’s Head On
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/Romance
Word Count: approx. 2,280
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: None!
Pairing: Lily/James, James/Sirius
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Warnings: Implied slash. Brief language. AU.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Blurb: James is blind, Lily is not, and Sirius is literally made of fabulous.
Feedback: Would be oh, so lovely.
Dedication: A million times duva. It’s her frickin’ fic, really; she came up with it and made me write it and everything.
Notes: No, this totally wasn’t inspired by, um, any real life people who may or may not be a) really hot, b) ridiculously talented, c) crazy awesome, and/or d) stupidly famous now. (Title definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the single definitely not recently released by one of said people.)


( You Never See A Crash Until It's Head On )

Title: Where the Heart Is
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: General
Word Count: approx. 465
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K+
Spoilers: Very, very mild!
Pairing: None, but you can see James/Sirius if you wanna
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I am not JKR.
Blurb: James gives Sirius a second chance at something he thought he’d given up.
Feedback: Yes, please.
Dedication: I love duva. Happy Birthday (#3?), sweetheart.
Notes: I wrote the majority of this little thing a loooong time ago, again with duva in mind. So, yeah, technically, this works as a birthday gift. That said, I go sleep now…


( Where the Heart Is )

Title: Trigger
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama
Word Count: approx. 380
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: Uh… none.
Pairing: None (technically), James/Sirius if you wanna look at it that way
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Warnings: Objectionable content, implied violence, brief strong language. AU.
Disclaimer: I am not JKR.
Blurb: The bad guys always seem to underestimate the consequences of duress…
Feedback: Yes, please.
Dedication: I love duva. Happy Birthday (#2?), sweetheart.
Notes: Not intended as a birthday present, but it viciously attacked me while I was attempting to write duva’s, so you could say it counts. Besides, I was thinking of her when I wrote it!


( Trigger )

Title: Goblintale Romance
Fandom: Labyrinth
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama/Romance
Word Count: approx. 355
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K
Spoilers: Er, none, really?
Pairing: Sarah/Jareth
Characters: Sarah Williams, Jareth
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: None of it's mine. (I'd like a goblin puppet, though!)
Blurb: Love is impossible. They're good at doing impossible things.
Feedback: Comments would, as always, be appreciated.
Notes: Um. David Bowie apparently does strange things to my brain…? That's my excuse for this drabble, anyway, and I'm sticking to it.


( Goblintale Romance )

Title: Truth o’ Things (1/?)
Chapter Title: A Revelatin’ Incident
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/General
Word Count: approx. 1,840
Status: WIP
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Yes
Pairing: pre-Rayne (River/Jayne)
Characters: Jayne Cobb, River Tam
Warnings: Mild language. Horrid Mandarin.
Disclaimer: Joss = Boss.
Blurb: Why, yes, Jayne Cobb does know what’s going on… for once.
Feedback: Please!
Notes: Sequel to Serendipiwha?, set post-BDM. Canon, except how I have ignored a certain character death which I just really did not agree with.


( Truth o' Things: A Revelatin’ Incident )

Title: Serendipiwha?
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: General/Humour
Word Count: approx. 1,840
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: None
Pairing: None (technically)
Characters: Jayne Cobb
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: The Whedon, he is not me. Own it, I do not.
Blurb: Jayne Cobb doesn't really know what's going on, but for once, he's not looking a gift horse in the mouth.
Feedback: Yesssss please!
Notes: I've never written for this fandom before, despite my extreme love for the series, but last night I was listening to the Gaelic Storm song Go Home, Girl! and... well. It was either write this immediately, or let it fester. (The last time I let something fester, this happened.) Anyway. This is set pre-series. Obviously. And my Mandarin probably leaves a lot to be desired.


( Serendipiwha? )

Title: Subtext
Fandom: High School Musical
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 380
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Ryan/Chad Shelley/Byron
Characters: Ryan Evans, Chad Danforth
Warnings: Illegal alcohol consumption, potentially objectionable historical references. [read: implied slash]
Disclaimer: I don't own. As usual.
Blurb: Chad doesn't get it. No, really, he just doesn't get it.
Feedback: Please!
Notes: Yes, it's a HSM drabble. No, you may not ask why. Yes, Chad exists to steal Ryan's hats.


( Subtext )

Title: Miss Black
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Drama
Word Count: approx. 7,750
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: Er. Mild...?
Pairing: James/Sirius, kind of. Lily/Remus, kind of. Also implied unrequited Severus/Lily. Kind of.
Characters: Jamie Potter, Rhea Lupin, Cassiopeia Black, Peggy Pettigrew, Linden Evans, Matt MacDonald, Severus Snape
Warnings: Alternate Universe. Female MWPP, male Lily Evans. Femmeslash, implied slash. Mild language.
Disclaimer: I'm not JKR. Obviously.
Blurb: Best friends are best friends. Period. (Except sometimes when they want to be more.)
Feedback: Please, please, please.
Dedication: duva, because she got very excited about this even without the cute gay boys.
Notes: ... yeeeeah. Um. I wanted to make James and Sirius girls. That's... really all I have to say. (Oh, and I stayed up 'til 4am, finishing this. I was on a roll.)
Series: Perspectives
Other Installments: Miss Potter


( Miss Black )

Title: Big Head Boy
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/General
Word Count: approx. 1,600
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Mild
Pairing: None. (Lily/James, Sirius/Lily, or James/Sirius if you want to squint.)
Characters: Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Mary MacDonald
Warnings: Gratuitous prattishness.
Disclaimer: I am very much not JKR.
Blurb: Anyone who says they aren't surprised is a liar.
Feedback: Anything is accepted, including flames, and con-crit. (Which, homg, I know what is!)
Notes: I think I was inspired to write this after a comment left by firstillusion in a garderob post made me start thinking about James and Head Boys and shock and things. Yay...? Anyway. It's just for fun.


( Big Head Boy )

Title: Simple
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author fictionalcandie
Genre: General/Fluff
Word Count: approx. 1,315
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Mild.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Characters: Sirius Black, James Potter, Mrs (Walburga) Black, Mr (Orion) Black
Warning: Slash, brief language.
Disclaimer: Standard rigmarole, I don’t own so don’t sue me.
Summary: Nothing about Sirius’s decision is particularly hard to understand.
Feedback: As always, I’d appreciate it.
Dedication: For duva; she asks, I give.
Notes: Just a little oneshot. Written in response to two separate prompts from my darling… combining them was probably cheating, but I did it anyway. (Prompt 1: Young James and Sirius + the Blacks. Prompt 2: Sirius-running-away fluff, possibly w/slash.)


( Simple )

Title: Managing Mischief (1/2): Up To No Good
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: General/Romance
Word Count: approx. 1,100
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Mild
Pairing: pre-James/Sirius
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew
Warnings: Innuendo, objectionable content. AU.
Disclaimer: I don’t own these boys or their world.
Summary: Not all mischief comes in the form of pranks on Slytherins… or pranks in general.
Feedback: Give, Queenie, Give.
Notes: This popped into my head fully formed last night, so I wrote it instead of sleeping. (Anyone with doubts about the nature of the next part does not know me.)


( Managing Mischief: Up To No Good )

Title: Honor
Fandom: Mulan
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Angst
Word Count: approx. 525
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Yes. Like, big ones.
Pairing: Shang/Ping, Shang/Mulan
Characters: Li Shang, Fa Mulan
Warnings: Er, slash-that-is-not-actually-slash…?
Disclaimer: I'm not Disney. It's not mine. (Though, I am amused by the almost-slash.)
Blurb: Shang knows he should value one thing more than any other, but somehow, his honor is no match for Ping.
Feedback: Do, please, tell me what you think.
Notes: Just a little ficlet I thought of the last time I watched this movie.


( Honor )