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Title: (finally) in Perfect Clarity
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humour/Drama
Word Count: approx. 2,325
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: None-Mild
Pairing: James/Sirius, mentions of Lily/James
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Peter Pettigrew
Warnings: Language, slash. AU.
Disclaimer: If I owned these characters, Harry would only exist half the time, and the lads would make out a lot more often. Yeah.
Blurb: James had concluded that Sirius was an unfair human being. He stifled the urge to punch him in the face.
Feedback: Ooh, appreciated.
Notes: This… basically has no point. I don’t even know. (This is what I do for fun.)


( (finally) in Perfect Clarity )

Title: Lips of an Angel
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama/Romance
Word Count: approx. 1,300
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M, to be safe
Spoilers: None
Pairing: James/Sirius, Lily/James, Sirius/OMC
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Warnings: AU. Language, slash, sexual content, implied violence. Stuff.
Disclaimer: I own big fat nothing.
Blurb: James knows he’s an idiot. Sirius knows it better.
Feedback: Always appreciated, of course. From anyone. Really.
Notes: Random ficlet from awhile ago here. I’ll give you three guesses what inspired this, and the first two don’t count. Yay for hearing songs on the radio while driving my sister to school.


( Lips of an Angel )

Title: Do You Know What You Got Into
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx. 3,940 (er, oops?)
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: None
Pairing: James/Sirius
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Warnings: AU. Language, some sexual content. Leather.
Disclaimer: I so very do not own these characters. I’m just using them here for your entertainment.
Blurb: James didn’t show up at his big Quidditch to-do with Sirius on his arm.
Feedback: Oh, oh, please!
Dedication: duva
Notes: Title stolen from Adam Lambert's For Your Entertainment. This is a sequel to You Never See A Crash Until It’s Head On, but don’t expect it to be in the same style because you will be disappointed. (It’s really, really not.) Also, I have absolutely no idea where any of this even came from, and I’m pretty sure it wasn’t going to be this long when I first started writing it. Uh.


( Do You Know What You Got Into )

Title I Do Believe (In Fairies)
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx. 1,616
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: … does such a thing exist in RPF?
Pairing: Kradam! (Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, as even they will tell you)
Characters: American Idol Season 8 Top Ten
Warnings: Crack, J.M. Barrie abuse, slash.
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own these people, and this never happened. At least, I really hope not, ‘cause if it did, that means I’ve become psychic or telepathic or some shit and didn’t know it — and that would just be weird.
Summary: Kradam does Never Land. (Yes, you read that right.)
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: The most awesome duva, without whom I’d probably have noooo idea who these people even were.
Notes: This was inspired by a manip that I saw all of once (and which I don’t remember how to find again), which featured Kris as Pan and Adam as Hook. I guess my brain liked the idea. Beta by duva; all remaining mistakes of any nature are solely my fault.


( I Do Believe (In Fairies) )

Title: You Never See A Crash Until It’s Head On
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/Romance
Word Count: approx. 2,280
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: None!
Pairing: Lily/James, James/Sirius
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black, Lily Evans
Warnings: Implied slash. Brief language. AU.
Disclaimer: I own nothing.
Blurb: James is blind, Lily is not, and Sirius is literally made of fabulous.
Feedback: Would be oh, so lovely.
Dedication: A million times duva. It’s her frickin’ fic, really; she came up with it and made me write it and everything.
Notes: No, this totally wasn’t inspired by, um, any real life people who may or may not be a) really hot, b) ridiculously talented, c) crazy awesome, and/or d) stupidly famous now. (Title definitely has absolutely nothing to do with the single definitely not recently released by one of said people.)


( You Never See A Crash Until It's Head On )

Title: Where the Heart Is
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: General
Word Count: approx. 465
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K
Spoilers: Very, very mild!
Pairing: None, but you can see James/Sirius if you wanna
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Warnings: None.
Disclaimer: I am not JKR.
Blurb: James gives Sirius a second chance at something he thought he’d given up.
Feedback: Yes, please.
Dedication: I love duva. Happy Birthday (#3?), sweetheart.
Notes: I wrote the majority of this little thing a loooong time ago, again with duva in mind. So, yeah, technically, this works as a birthday gift. That said, I go sleep now…


( Where the Heart Is )

Title: Trigger
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama
Word Count: approx. 380
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: Uh… none.
Pairing: None (technically), James/Sirius if you wanna look at it that way
Characters: James Potter, Sirius Black
Warnings: Objectionable content, implied violence, brief strong language. AU.
Disclaimer: I am not JKR.
Blurb: The bad guys always seem to underestimate the consequences of duress…
Feedback: Yes, please.
Dedication: I love duva. Happy Birthday (#2?), sweetheart.
Notes: Not intended as a birthday present, but it viciously attacked me while I was attempting to write duva’s, so you could say it counts. Besides, I was thinking of her when I wrote it!


( Trigger )

Title: Goblintale Romance
Fandom: Labyrinth
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama/Romance
Word Count: approx. 355
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K
Spoilers: Er, none, really?
Pairing: Sarah/Jareth
Characters: Sarah Williams, Jareth
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: None of it's mine. (I'd like a goblin puppet, though!)
Blurb: Love is impossible. They're good at doing impossible things.
Feedback: Comments would, as always, be appreciated.
Notes: Um. David Bowie apparently does strange things to my brain…? That's my excuse for this drabble, anyway, and I'm sticking to it.


( Goblintale Romance )

Title: Truth o’ Things (1/?)
Chapter Title: A Revelatin’ Incident
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/General
Word Count: approx. 1,840
Status: WIP
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Yes
Pairing: pre-Rayne (River/Jayne)
Characters: Jayne Cobb, River Tam
Warnings: Mild language. Horrid Mandarin.
Disclaimer: Joss = Boss.
Blurb: Why, yes, Jayne Cobb does know what’s going on… for once.
Feedback: Please!
Notes: Sequel to Serendipiwha?, set post-BDM. Canon, except how I have ignored a certain character death which I just really did not agree with.


( Truth o' Things: A Revelatin’ Incident )

Title: Serendipiwha?
Fandom: Firefly/Serenity
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: General/Humour
Word Count: approx. 1,840
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: None
Pairing: None (technically)
Characters: Jayne Cobb
Warnings: None
Disclaimer: The Whedon, he is not me. Own it, I do not.
Blurb: Jayne Cobb doesn't really know what's going on, but for once, he's not looking a gift horse in the mouth.
Feedback: Yesssss please!
Notes: I've never written for this fandom before, despite my extreme love for the series, but last night I was listening to the Gaelic Storm song Go Home, Girl! and... well. It was either write this immediately, or let it fester. (The last time I let something fester, this happened.) Anyway. This is set pre-series. Obviously. And my Mandarin probably leaves a lot to be desired.


( Serendipiwha? )

Title: Subtext
Fandom: High School Musical
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Fluff
Word Count: 380
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: None
Pairing: Ryan/Chad Shelley/Byron
Characters: Ryan Evans, Chad Danforth
Warnings: Illegal alcohol consumption, potentially objectionable historical references. [read: implied slash]
Disclaimer: I don't own. As usual.
Blurb: Chad doesn't get it. No, really, he just doesn't get it.
Feedback: Please!
Notes: Yes, it's a HSM drabble. No, you may not ask why. Yes, Chad exists to steal Ryan's hats.


( Subtext )

Title: Miss Black
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Drama
Word Count: approx. 7,750
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Spoilers: Er. Mild...?
Pairing: James/Sirius, kind of. Lily/Remus, kind of. Also implied unrequited Severus/Lily. Kind of.
Characters: Jamie Potter, Rhea Lupin, Cassiopeia Black, Peggy Pettigrew, Linden Evans, Matt MacDonald, Severus Snape
Warnings: Alternate Universe. Female MWPP, male Lily Evans. Femmeslash, implied slash. Mild language.
Disclaimer: I'm not JKR. Obviously.
Blurb: Best friends are best friends. Period. (Except sometimes when they want to be more.)
Feedback: Please, please, please.
Dedication: duva, because she got very excited about this even without the cute gay boys.
Notes: ... yeeeeah. Um. I wanted to make James and Sirius girls. That's... really all I have to say. (Oh, and I stayed up 'til 4am, finishing this. I was on a roll.)
Series: Perspectives
Other Installments: Miss Potter


( Miss Black )

Title: Big Head Boy
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour/General
Word Count: approx. 1,600
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Mild
Pairing: None. (Lily/James, Sirius/Lily, or James/Sirius if you want to squint.)
Characters: Lily Evans, James Potter, Sirius Black, Mary MacDonald
Warnings: Gratuitous prattishness.
Disclaimer: I am very much not JKR.
Blurb: Anyone who says they aren't surprised is a liar.
Feedback: Anything is accepted, including flames, and con-crit. (Which, homg, I know what is!)
Notes: I think I was inspired to write this after a comment left by firstillusion in a garderob post made me start thinking about James and Head Boys and shock and things. Yay...? Anyway. It's just for fun.


( Big Head Boy )

Title: Simple
Fandom: Harry Potter
Author fictionalcandie
Genre: General/Fluff
Word Count: approx. 1,315
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Mild.
Pairing: James/Sirius
Characters: Sirius Black, James Potter, Mrs (Walburga) Black, Mr (Orion) Black
Warning: Slash, brief language.
Disclaimer: Standard rigmarole, I don’t own so don’t sue me.
Summary: Nothing about Sirius’s decision is particularly hard to understand.
Feedback: As always, I’d appreciate it.
Dedication: For duva; she asks, I give.
Notes: Just a little oneshot. Written in response to two separate prompts from my darling… combining them was probably cheating, but I did it anyway. (Prompt 1: Young James and Sirius + the Blacks. Prompt 2: Sirius-running-away fluff, possibly w/slash.)


( Simple )