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date: 23 August 2010
current number of items in WIP folder: 69 (FML with a chainsaw?)
fandoms with fics worked on in last week: American Idol, Firefly/Serenity, Glee, Harry Potter, Leverage, Supernatural
thing that really needs to be done: Not. Starting. Any. More. Freaking. Fic. Until things get finished!!

Winchesters in the Attic

Title: Winchesters in the Attic
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Drama
Word Count: approx. 2,630
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: Oh, go away, already.
Pairing: Sam/Dean, John/Bobby
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, John Winchester, Bobby Singer
Warnings: Incest, (underage) sexual content, slash, implied violence. AU.
Disclaimer: Don’t own it. Please to not be suing (or arresting) me.
Blurb: Sam and Dean are keeping a secret from their father, but John has secrets, too.
Feedback: Uh. Yes, please?
Notes: A while ago, I sat down with an idea in my head (basically, ‘what would it take for John to be okay with Sam/Dean?’) and started writing. This… was not really what I meant to write when I came up with the idea, but it just… sort of happened. Anyway, I don’t specify their ages in this, but I see Sam as being at least 13, and Dean as under 20, so… somewhere within those few years. Thanks to crossedswords for looking this over.



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Murphy's Law of Sixth Senses

Title: Murphy’s Law of Sixth Senses
Fandom: Boondock Saints
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 240
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: none
Pairing: none
Characters: Murphy MacManus, Connor MacManus
Warnings: Language. Uh, character death? Except not…?
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Blurb: Murphy doesn’t know how to be without Connor — but, it turns out, that’s okay.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: Hiiii it has been years since I’ve written anything BDS. This almost doesn’t even count, it’s so short. But it’s been sitting on my harddrive, and there isn’t any more of it, so I thought I’d go ahead and post it. (crossedswords wants credit as my beta for this, so I'm giving it to her. Because she read it. And agreed that PG-13 was an appropriate rating, Murphy's Law of Sixth Senses worked as a title, and that it was complete enough to post as a ficlet. So, thanks, Sissy. ♥)


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All’s Fair (1/2)

Title: All’s Fair (1/2)
Fandom: Supernatural/Dark Angel/Gilmore Girls
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama/Humor
Word Count: approx. 13,200 [both parts]
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Pairing: none none none none none (I am FIRMLY INSISTING that this is just pairing-less fic with slashy subtext — INDULGE ME)
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Alec [Winchester], [Dean] Forester, Victor Henriksen
Warnings: Language, violence, potentially objectionable content. Probable rampant OOC-ness. AU.
Disclaimer: Right. I totally don’t own anything. Except the idea of mixing all of these Jareds and Jensens.
Blurb: Victor Henriksen thought he’d captured Sam and Dean Winchester. He was three-fourths right. (An alternate version of Jus in Bello.)
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: For duffies, for her birthday. It’s very late, but I know she loves me anyway, so that’s okay.
Notes: My sister had a birthday, and I told her she could request fic for it. She did. Unfortunately, the fic that she requested — a WIP I’d mentioned a couple of times — was one that I intended to have end up rated NC–17/MA, for very good reasons, and obviously I couldn’t write that for her birthday. But she insisted that it was the only thing she wanted me to write her, and I love her (kind of a lot), so I was torn. What to do? Then, I had a bright idea. I couldn’t write her the main fic she’d requested, but I could totally write her something else in the same ‘verse. To my relief, she agreed that it was an acceptable compromise, and… Well. Here we are. (Many thanks to everyone who put up with me while I was working on this. Especial ones to castiella, who was kind enough to do a basic beta-read on this for me.)

About the non-Supernatural characters: Alec [Winchester] is Jensen Ackles’s character from Dark Angel, a show I have not watched all of. Alec, a genetically engineered (cat!DNA-enhanced) superhuman, is (I believe) somewhere in his early twenties. I have, obviously, taken liberties with his character. For the purposes of this story, Alec was accidentally transported from his version of reality into the SPN reality through the powers of a coven of — fairly inept — witches.

Dean Forester [“Baby” Winchester] is Jared Padalecki’s character from Gilmore Girls, a show I have barely watched ANY of, with the exception of a few Jared-centric clips. I take even more massive liberties with his character, for which I apologize, but which I do not actually regret. “Baby” is a totally ordinary young man who crosses paths with the Winchesters by total chance around the same time as Alec does (definitely before “Baby” gets married).

Alec and “Baby” meet, and ultimately end up traveling with, the Winchesters in an as-yet-unfinished fic set near the very beginning of Supernatural Season 3 and, uh. Some point or other for the other two shows. La. Go on, just read the fic.



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All’s Fair (2/2)

Title: All’s Fair (2/2)
Fandom: Supernatural/Dark Angel/Gilmore Girls
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama/Humor
Word Count: approx. 13,200 [both parts]
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Pairing: none none none none none (I am FIRMLY INSISTING that this is just pairing-less fic with slashy subtext — INDULGE ME)
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Alec [Winchester], [Dean] Forester, Victor Henriksen
Warnings: Language, violence, potentially objectionable content. Probable rampant OOC-ness. AU.
Disclaimer: Right. I totally don’t own anything. Except the idea of mixing all of these Jareds and Jensens.
Blurb: Victor Henriksen thought he’d captured Sam and Dean Winchester. He was three-fourths right. (An alternate version of Jus in Bello.)
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: For duffies, for her birthday. It’s very late, but I know she loves me anyway, so that’s okay.
Notes: My sister had a birthday, and I told her she could request fic for it. She did. Unfortunately, the fic that she requested — a WIP I’d mentioned a couple of times — was one that I intended to have end up rated NC–17/MA, for very good reasons, and obviously I couldn’t write that for her birthday. But she insisted that it was the only thing she wanted me to write her, and I love her (kind of a lot), so I was torn. What to do? Then, I had a bright idea. I couldn’t write her the main fic she’d requested, but I could totally write her something else in the same ‘verse. To my relief, she agreed that it was an acceptable compromise, and… Well. Here we are. (Many thanks to everyone who put up with me while I was working on this. Especial ones to castiella, who was kind enough to do a basic beta-read on this for me.)

About the non-Supernatural characters: See Part One.



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The Blackest of Rooms

Title: The Blackest of Rooms
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Drama
Word Count: approx. 1,400
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: EVERYTHING AIRED, okay? In fact, the blurb itself is a spoiler, so if you're not caught up just stop reading right now. No, seriously. Stop.
Pairing: none
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, Bobby Singer, Castiel
Warnings: Brief language and... let's go with "thematic elements" for this one.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Blurb: They get Sam's soul back at 3 AM on a Wednesday.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: Again, not any of the things I'm supposed to be writing. I was talking to castiella about how Dean's amulet can't be gone because it's precious to the Winchesters (and also, us), and this bunny ambushed me and I had to write it. Thanks go to castiella for the title, blurb, and quick beta. <3
Bonus: Soundtrack! castiella (and I) suggest the song to which I am currently listening. (Fic title is pulled from the lyrics, even!)


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In His Hands

Title: In His Hands
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance
Word Count: approx. 710
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester
Warnings: Slash, incest, sexual content. Random appearances of knives, booze, classic rock, violence, and the Impala (just like the show! XD).
Disclaimer: Characters are not mine. At all.
Blurb: Tiny hand-centric Wincesty moments, in no particular order.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: So, everything else that I'm supposed to be writing is royally kicking my ass (b-day fics can BITE ME), and last night after watching Supernatural (6x09, for the curious) I said something about Sam and Dean's hands and castiella told me to fic it the way she did for Danny's ties and Steve [see: Untied, Hawaii Five-0]. To which I thought, okay, that's basically just a series of tiny drabbles, I can do that. And I did. Bonus: For the castiella-suggested soundtrack, check out the song to which I'm currently listening!


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Odds Against

Title: Odds Against
Fandom: Hawaii Five-0
Author: [personal profile] fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 930
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Pairing: Steve McGarrett/Danny Williams
Warnings: Brief language. Slash. Suspenders and tattoos and scars, and objectification thereof. Mentions of violence.
Disclaimer: Hawaii Five-0 does not belong to me. Were it mine, Steve/Danny would be even more canon than it is now. XD
Blurb: Steve would never wear — much less survive in — professional clothing. Right? (Danny can't believe he's saying it, but he really, really hopes Steve can't.)
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: This is my first (finished) attempt at writing anything in this fandom, much less Steve/Danny. But castiella told me to make her fic where hot tattooed boys wear suspenders and spoon each other — and I was already in fic-writing mode, so I did! This is for her, obvs. <3


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Morning After Auld Lang Syne

Title: Morning After Auld Lang Syne
Series/‘Verse: Idol University [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 2,200
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, featuring Brad Bell/Andrew DeRoberts
Warnings: Unbeta’d. Slash, brief language, implied underage alcohol consumption. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: A New Year's Day timestamp. Prominently showcasing coffee.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: I was trying to write porn but got distracted by an apartment full of hungover fictional young people. Oops. This follows directly after T Minus Ten (also known as Kris and Adam's first New Year's Eve as Kradam) and was originally posted here @ [personal profile] duva’s post designated for me to leave her such things. Lameness of title is due to lateness, and a general lack of creativity.


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‘Verse Masterlist: Idol University

Easy is Not You and Me, A Story of Plaid and Glitter and Various Assumptions (true and otherwise)
Romance/Drama/Humor | 14,800 words | NC-17/MA | Kris Allen/Adam Lambert [Adam Lambert/Alisan Porter, Kris Allen/Brad Bell, Brad Bell/Andrew DeRoberts]
Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.

Part One | Part Two | Part Three | Masterpost


oneshot timestamps, sequels and companion fics:
in posting order, with chronological list following

T Minus Ten
Humor | 880 words | PG-13/T | Kris/Adam
A New Year's Eve timestamp. With a boa. And silly-string.

Diversionary Tactics (or Porn)
Romance/Humor | 1,360 words | NC-17/MA | Kris/Adam
A timestamp set at the beginning of Kris and Adam's sophomore year of college.

Request Granted (If You Get There First)
Romance[/Humor] | 865 words | G/K | Kris/Adam
Timestamp set a few years into Kris and Adam’s relationship. Adam visits Mama and Papa Allen.

Advice is Free and Frequently Unhelpful
Humor | 2,130 words | PG-13/T | Kris/Adam [Brad/Andrew]
In which Kris is indecisive and many people cameo.

To Know Thyself
Romance | 1,320 words | PG-13/T | Kris/Adam [Brad/Andrew, Adam/Alisan, implied Kris/Brad]
Adam’s spring break is a lot more of an educational experience than most of his classes.

Morning After Auld Lang Syne
Humor | 2,200 words | PG-13/T | Kris/Adam [Brad/Andrew]
A New Year's Day timestamp. Prominently showcasing coffee.


chronological order
To Know Thyself | Diversionaly Tactics (or porn) | T Minus Ten | Morning After Auld Lang Syne | Advice is Free and Frequently Unhelpful | Request Granted (If You Get There First)

To Know Thyself

Title: To Know Thyself
Series/‘Verse: Idol University [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance
Word Count: approx. 1,320
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, featuring Brad Bell/Andrew DeRoberts, Adam Lambert/Alisan Porter and implied Brad Bell/Kris Allen
Warnings: Officially unbeta’d. Slash, language. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: Adam’s spring break is a lot more of an educational experience than most of his classes.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: You know what this ‘verse needs? Adam POV! Here, have some! This is set between Part Two and Part Three of the original story (Easy is Not You and Me) in this ‘verse. This was originally posted here @ [personal profile] duva’s post designated for me to leave her such things (yeah, I do just like talking about that, thanks XD).


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Advice is Free and Frequently Unhelpful

Title: Advice is Free and Frequently Unhelpful
Series/‘Verse: Idol University [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 2,130
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, featuring Brad Bell/Andrew DeRoberts
Warnings: Unbeta’d. Slash. Brad. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: In which Kris is indecisive and many people cameo.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: I would apologize for the Brad-scene being, like, the longest one, but, um. I’m totally not sorry. Like, at all. Originally posted here @ [personal profile] duva’s post designated for me to leave her such things.


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Request Granted (If You Get There First)

Title: Request Granted (If You Get There First)
Series/‘Verse: Easy is Not You and Me [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance[/Humor]
Word Count: approx. 865
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Warnings: Mild schmoop. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: Timestamp set a few years into Kris and Adam’s relationship. Adam visits Mama and Papa Allen.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: This is the result of a ridiculous suggestibility when it comes to bunnies from [personal profile] duva (who beta’d this, kinda), especially where this ‘verse is concerned. Originally posted as commentfic @ [personal profile] duva’s post designated for me to leave her such things. (She ♥s me, did you know?)


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Diversionary Tactics (or Porn)

Title: Diversionary Tactics (or Porn)
Series/‘Verse: Idol University [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: approx. 1,360
Status: Complete
Rating: NC-17/MA
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Warnings: Unbeta’d. Slash, sexual content, mild schmoop. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: A timestamp set at the beginning of Kris and Adam's sophomore year of college.
Feedback: is Love.
Notes: My bestie saw Adam perform live tonight. I am jealous. And early this morning I... wrote her commentfic? Because I was jealous? Logic, I has it.


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T Minus Ten

Title: T Minus Ten
Series/‘Verse: Easy is Not You and Me [aka, College AU]
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 880
Status: Complete
Rating: PG-13/T
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Warnings: Unbeta’d. Slash, underage drinking, schmoop. AU.
Disclaimer: Work of fiction, here. Never happened. Don't own the people, or anything.
Blurb: A New Year's Eve timestamp. With a boa. And silly-string.
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: duva
Notes: So my bestie had a bad day. To cheer her up, breathtaken posted a picture of boa'd and silly-stringed Kradam at the end of the Idol Tour. Somehow, that resulted in me writing commentfic. I don't even know.


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Easy is Not You and Me [masterpost]

Title: Easy is Not You and Me, A Story of Plaid and Glitter and Various Assumptions (true and otherwise)
Fandom: American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Drama/Humor (shut up, it can have three)
Word Count: approx. 14,800
Status: Complete
Rating: NC-17/MA
Pairing: Kris Allen/Adam Lambert, featuring Adam Lambert/Alisan Porter, Kris Allen/Brad Bell, Brad Bell/Andrew DeRoberts
Warnings: Unbeta’d. Language, sexual content, slash, underage drinking, the tiniest reference to drug use ever. Adam!het. AU.
Disclaimer: Right. So. This is a work of fiction. Like, on a really huge scale, this is a work of fiction.
Blurb: Meet Kris Allen, freshman at Idol University, and out-and-proud gay man. And his roommate, fellow freshman Adam Lambert, who is… not.
Feedback: is Love.
Dedication: For duva, for her birthday. It’s over a month late. I am fail.
Notes: Requested by my bebe, based on a fic idea she had and was then incautious enough to mention in front of me while I was experiencing a bunny rush. I have absolutely no idea how good it is — in fact, I’m pretty sure it’s terrible on several levels — but anything remotely awesome probably came from her. Go, duva. (Prompt: Kradam college AU, with an openly gay Kris and and a firmly in-denial Adam as roommates.)

Stay tuned for an epilogue/timestamp ficlet thingy (possibly very porny). There are at least two non-Kris POV backstory fics also pending. I’ll add the links to all three once they’re finished and posted.


Easy is Not You and Me
A Story of Plaid and Glitter and Various Assumptions (true and otherwise)

Part One | Part Two | Part Three



ETA4: To check out the entire ‘verse (including timestamps, sequels and companion fics), go to the Idol University ‘verse masterlist!

A Shave and a Haircut

Title: A Shave and a Haircut
Fandom: Supernatural
Authors: fictionalcandie & castiella
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 1,300
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: Pretty much none; if you’re at all familiar with the fandom, there should be nothing here to spoil you.
Pairing: Sam/Dean(na)
Characters: Dean(na) Winchester, Sam Winchester
Warnings: Implied incest. Sam!nudity. Always-a-girl!Dean (and therefore AU).
Disclaimer: We don’t own anything except the idea of Dianna as Deanna.
Blurb: Dee thinks Sam’s hair is the root of all evil. No, really.
Feedback: Feedback is tasty.
Notes: A little ficlet written over IM after discussing Sam's hair. For those desiring visual aids, this is Sam with non-evil hair, and this is Deanna (or, y’know, the unfairly pretty Dianna Agron). We didn't technically have a beta-reader for this, but we both went over it at least twice; does that still count as unbeta'd? Also! Check out the awesome girl!versions pictorial @ castiella's journal. (No, really. There are pictures. Of pretties.) :D


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A Cucumber Convert

Title: A Cucumber Convert
Series/‘Verse: Cucumbers
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: approx. 830
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: Uh. Go away.
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Mercedes Jones
Warnings: Slash.
Disclaimer: I don’t own anything but the cucumbers.
Blurb: Puck’s not going to wuss out, now that he’s come this far.
Feedback: Give, Queenie, give.
Notes: Title is even cheesier than usual. Fic is even longer than usual. It balances, right?


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Title: untitled Impala make-out ficlet
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance
Word Count: approx. 675
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: The Winchesters drive a Chevy.
Pairing: Sam/Dean
Characters: Sam Winchester, Dean Winchester, The Impala
Warnings: Incest, slash, sexual content.
Disclaimer: These fictional characters do not belong to me. Not even the car.
Blurb: Sam didn’t need his brain to hold onto his brother, he’d known how to do that before he could walk, so with a rough, happy sound, he wrapped both arms around Dean’s waist.
Feedback: Please! Especially if you have a suggestion for a title. I could use one of those.
Notes: It’s not my fault I wrote this. I’m blaming Bandanna — you should too.


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Life According to Puckzilla

Title: Life According to Puckzilla
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: approx. 2,350
Status: Complete
Rating: R/M
Spoilers: First season...?
Pairing: Puck/Kurt, implied Kurt/Quinn
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel, Quinn Fabray
Warning: Slash. Language (it's Puck, folks). Brief violence. Implied het-involving-Kurt. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I do not own anything.
Blurb: Puck doesn't doubt the way things are... until he starts.
Feedback: Give, Queenie, give.
Notes: Having been sick the past couple of days, I made the (happy?) discovery that even when my brain is refusing to work well enough for RL, it functions just fine for fic-writing. So, that's what I did! This was inspired by a meme I did in my personal journal, which asked the question "What would happen if Puck discovered Quinn and Kurt in a secret relationship?" A friend told me that she could totally see me writing something along those lines, and that she'd read it if I did. Naturally, I ended up writing it. :P




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Dean Winchester's Daughter

Title: Dean Winchester's Daughter
Series/‘Verse: Two Sammys
Fandom: Supernatural
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: approx. 215
Status: Complete
Rating: G/K
Spoilers: Ha! None
Pairing: implied off-screen Dean/OFC
Characters: Dean Winchester, Sam Winchester, Bobby Singer, OFC
Warnings: Silliness. Death of an OFC. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I do not own any Winchesters. Sadly.
Blurb: If only there'd been a voice of reason in the room.
Feedback: Please!
Notes: I wrote the first one of these on a whim... and now I kind of have a whole little world inside my head. Oops.


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Cucumbers Are Better Than Oranges

Title: Cucumbers Are Better Than Oranges
Series/‘Verse: Cucumbers
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: 455
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: Season 1
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray
Warning: Slash. Slashy stuff. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I am not Ryan Murphy. These are not my characters.
Blurb: Puck should probably have seen a hostile invasion coming, after he talked to Kurt.
Feedback: … please?
Notes: I… don't even have anything to say. Cucumbers...?



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An Honest Cucumber

Title: An Honest Cucumber
Series/‘Verse: Cucumbers
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: 445
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: Season 1
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Kurt Hummel
Warning: Slash. Slashy stuff. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I am not Ryan Murphy. These are not my characters.
Blurb: Puck doesn’t really see the point of lying to Kurt, when he starts asking the right questions.
Feedback: … please?
Notes: More Cucumbers! \o/ I’m having way too much fun with these, aren’t I?



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Don’t Care If You Understand

Title: Don’t Care If You Understand
Series/‘Verse: A Well-Dressed Machiavellian
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Romance/Humor
Word Count: approx. 1,360
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: Anything and everything is fair game for this ‘verse, including a few sorta spoilers for the upcoming season. So… be warned.
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Characters: Kurt Hummel, Noah Puckerman, Glee Club
Warning: Slash. Alternate Universe. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I am not Ryan Murphy. If I were, the male cast members would spend a lot more time kissing. (So would Brittany and Santana.)
Blurb: The new girl in Glee gives Kurt the perfect opportunity to prove a point — one involving Puck, of course.
Feedback: Do want! Feedback makes the bunnies frisky, which makes me I write more! (No, really.)
Notes: This is an introductory fic; welcome to my newest ‘verse. Anyone objecting to manipulative!Kurt and obedient-sneaky-smart!Puck should just move along, because this ‘verse is pretty much just me shamelessly enjoying them. (Title subject to change; currently stolen from Adam Lambert’s Master Plan.)



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Cucumbers Only Drive Stick

Title: Cucumbers Only Drive Stick
Fandom: Glee
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humor
Word Count: 410
Status: Complete
Rating: PG–13/T
Spoilers: Season 1
Pairing: Puck/Kurt
Characters: Noah Puckerman, Quinn Fabray
Warnings: Implied slash (duh). Brief strong language. Unbeta'd.
Disclaimer: These characters are not mine.
Blurb: Quinn ambushes Puck.
Feedback: is Love.
Author’s Notes: Part of the Cucumber ‘verse. Takes place shortly after Cucumbers Are Kosher. Man, these drabbles keep getting longer. Uh. Oops? (No, I'm not going to stop with the cheesy cucumber titles; I like them. Get used to it.)


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I Object, Mr Schue

Title: I Object, Mr Schue
Fandom: Glee/American Idol
Author: fictionalcandie
Genre: Humour
Word Count: approx. 450
Status: Complete
Rating: PG/K+
Spoilers: HAH
Pairing: “none”
Characters: Kurt Hummel, others
Warnings: Crack. Silly crack. AU. Unbeta’d.
Disclaimer: I don’t own these characters. Any of them. I wish I did. Especially the not-real people.
Blurb: Kurt… has objections. Some are more valid than others.
Feedback: is Love. Also, desired.
Notes: This little ficlet is entirely duva’s fault. I’m not even kidding. If there’s every any more in this cracktastic universe, I’m betting that’ll be her fault, too. Really, I’m posting this to get it out of my wip folder.


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